: After much drama, Dr. Hartman confirms it isn't cancer—it's just a mole—prompting Stewie to immediately give up the tanning life. The Bully Subplot

Convinced he is dying, Stewie drags Brian through a series of "final wishes" that highlight the show's love for pop culture deep cuts:

While Stewie is fighting for his "life," Peter is fighting the neighborhood. After Peter beats up a bully named Kyle who was harassing Chris, he realizes that bullying is actually a lot of fun. He begins terrorizing the household until Chris eventually has to take a stand and beat some sense back into his father. Trivia & Deep Cuts The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Family Guy Wiki

Naturally, things go south when Brian—supposed to be the responsible one—falls asleep while Stewie is in a tanning bed. After six and a half hours under the UV rays, Stewie is left severely sunburnt and convinced a new mole on his stomach is terminal cancer. Stewie's Bucket List

: In a shot-for-shot homage to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off , Stewie stares into Georges Seurat’s "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte".

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