"worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(... Today

"The room is upstairs," Arthur whispered, his eyes never quite meeting Elias’s. "Rules are simple: No guests. No loud music. And never, under any circumstances, touch 'The Captain.'" "The Captain?" Elias asked.

The ad was simple, tucked between a listing for a "vintage" beanbag and a used lawnmower: "Worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(...

Arthur finally looked him in the eye. A slow, jagged grin spread across his face. "The previous tenant left them. He didn’t need them where he was going." "The room is upstairs," Arthur whispered, his eyes