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"Great," Alan sighed, looking at his phone. "Now I just need to find someone who’s willing to be seen with me in public for forty-eight hours without a paper bag over their head."
"Walden!" he shouted, scurrying into the living room. "I’ve decided. Tonight, I am a man of mystery. I am the shadow in the night. I am... going to the local library’s silent auction." Watch Two And a Half Men S11E21
"That was a misunderstanding involving a lost coupon!" Alan huffed. "Great," Alan sighed, looking at his phone
Just then, Jenny—Charlie’s long-lost daughter—stumbled in, smelling faintly of cheap tequila and bad decisions. "Hey, roomies. Anyone seen my dignity? I think I left it at a dive bar called 'The Rusty Anchor' or in the back of a Prius. It’s a toss-up." Tonight, I am a man of mystery
Walden patted his shoulder. "Don't worry, Alan. I’m sure there’s a very lonely librarian out there who loves coupons as much as you do." "She’s an archivist, Walden! And she’s magnificent!"
"Check the fridge," Alan suggested. "That’s where I keep my pride. Right behind the expired yogurt."
Alan Harper was staring at his reflection in the mirror, practicing his "I’m an alpha male" face, which mostly just looked like he had a mild toothache.