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I moonlight as a bouncer at this dive, Berta grunted, leaning on her mop. And if you two don't stop whining, I’m going to bounce both of your heads off the curb.

Because, Charlie gestured grandly at the television. This bar has the only cable package in Malibu that is currently playing season five, episode four of Two and a Half Men. Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04

Next to him sat Alan, nursing a drink that was mostly ice and cranberry juice, looking intensely stressed about something that was undoubtedly trivial. I moonlight as a bouncer at this dive,

Charlie took a sip of his drink and shrugged. Details, Alan. Details. All I know is that this specific episode is a classic. It’s the one where I try to prove to a beautiful woman that I am deep, sensitive, and profoundly intellectual. This bar has the only cable package in

Charlie smiled triumphantly at his brother. See? Perfect comedic timing. Now sit down, shut up, and let's watch the rest of the episode.