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is an absurdist parody of Konami’s Metal Gear franchise, specifically the 8-bit era titles for the MSX and NES. You play as Jesse Fox , a civilian who is definitely not a commando but finds himself arrested for a crime he didn’t commit. The entire game is a "story within a story," told by Jesse as he recounts his escape to a lieutenant during an interrogation. Key Gameplay Mechanics

: Jesse's storytelling directly affects the game. You are often given dialogue choices that change the environment or difficulty—for instance, choosing how many tentacles a boss has or whether guards are Scandinavian Vikings or "ex-Terminators". UnMetal Free Download (v1.00.00)

: Progress requires "MacGuyvering" everyday items, like combining a rusty wire and toilet paper to lure a guard. is an absurdist parody of Konami’s Metal Gear

: In a classic bit of "potty humor," Jesse can only save his progress by using urinals found throughout the levels. Critical & Community Reception Review: UnMetal : In a classic bit of "potty humor,"

For a lighthearted yet informative take on the 2021 action-stealth parody , The Legend of Jesse Fox