: He soon realizes they are turkeys, screaming, "Oh, the humanity!" as they plummet.
: The birds, being flightless domestic turkeys, hit the pavement "like sacks of wet cement," smashing through windshields and sending the crowd into a panic.
The scene is narrated by the station's eccentric newsman, Les Nessman, who delivers a dramatic, play-by-play account that parodies the Hindenburg disaster:
: Nessman initially thinks the dark objects falling from the sky are skydivers.
