The Office - The Con... <2025-2027>

(Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela. I’m "efficiently" inhaling.

Okay, enough! Since nobody is taking this seriously, I am exercising my right as Commissioner. I am drafting everyone onto Team Michael. We will all sit in a circle around my desk. It will be like a campfire, but with more productivity and fewer s'mores.

(Beaming)An honor. I accept. I will bring discipline, beet-based snacks, and— The Office - The Con...

Jim, you’re on the clock. You have the number one overall pick. Who do you want on your desk island? JIM Oh, easy. I’ll take Dwight.

Michael, we don't have enough room for eighteen people around your desk. (Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela

Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Dunder Mifflin Scranton "Dream Team" Draft! As you know, the corporate office is a cold, heartless machine. But here, we are a family. And sometimes, families need to trade their siblings for better ones.

(Long pause)Then we will build a second story. Dwight, get the hammer. SCENE END Since nobody is taking this seriously, I am

I select... myself. I am the most valuable asset in this building.