The_last_man_on_earth_2x04 Now

I did that crime, I gotta do that time. C to the T. Classic Tandy.

But I’m trying to change! I’m a new Tandy. I’m the reformed Tandy. I agreed to five weeks in this dog house instead of one! That’s how committed I am to showing them that the old, lying, ball-pool-diving Phil Miller is dead and buried. I just want to sit at the table again. I want to share a block of government-issue apocalypse cheese without feeling like I need to lie about who ate the last slice.

Below is an original, creative dramatic monologue written from Tandy's perspective during his long, isolated night in the stockade before the fire breaks out. The Monologue: "C to the T" The_last_man_on_earth_2x04

(He chuckles nervously, but the laugh cuts short into a pained wince as he shifts his neck, nearly triggering the collar.)

Do you think they can hear me? New Phil. Melissa. Todd. Todd used to be my best friend. Now he looks at me like I’m a piece of expired cheese. And honestly, I don't blame him. I was a jerk. A Grade-A, certified, grass-fed turkey jerk. I did that crime, I gotta do that time

In The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 4 (titled "C to the T") , Phil "Tandy" Miller is forced to wear a shock collar and locked in a stockade by his fellow survivors to pay for his past lies and manipulative behavior.

It’s just... it's lonely out here. The world ended. Practically everyone we ever knew or loved was wiped out by a virus. And here we are, the last handful of human beings left on the giant blue marble, and I am locked in a box. We have all the space in the world, and I have about three square feet. But I’m trying to change

(He sighs deeply, resting his chin as much as the wooden board allows.)