The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... Instant

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape.

Frank convinces the Gang there’s a hidden stash of "Nazi gold" buried at the summit of a local peak. The catch? To find it, they have to follow a map drawn by his old business partner, "Snake-Eyes" Johnson. The bigger catch? Snake-Eyes is currently dead in the back of the Range Rover, and Frank insists they need his fingerprints to open the "biometric" lock on the treasure chest. The Roles: The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just a placemat from a defunct Shoney’s. Dennis has a meltdown about the "implication" of being trapped on a cliffside with a dead body, while Charlie realizes they’ve been carrying the wrong corpse the entire time. Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear

This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia disaster in the making. The catch

Is the "Sherpa." He’s carrying 80lbs of unnecessary protein powder and trying to perform "tactical ocular pat-downs" on nearby hikers.