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Del: "I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years."

[Announcement: Flight 671 to Chicago is being diverted to Wichita, Kansas due to a blizzard.] Neal: "Wichita? Why Wichita?"

Release Date: November 25, 1987 Director: John Hughes Genre: Comedy / Adventure Runtime: 1h 33m

Del Griffith: "You're a sensitive guy. I can tell. I'm Del Griffith. American Light and Fixture." Neal: "Neal Page."

Neal: "State Senator Page, I'd like you to meet my friend, Del Griffith." Format: SRT / ASS Frame Rate: 23.976 fps Encoding: UTF-8 Language: English (Full Dialogue + SDH) Compatibility: VLC Media Player, MPC-HC, Plex, Handbrake.

[00:00:45] Neal Page: "I have to get home. I have a 6:00 flight." Lawyer: "It's 5:30, Neal. You'll never make it." [00:02:15] Neal: "Taxi! Taxi!" [Neal races a young Kevin Bacon for a cab and loses] [00:05:30]

Del: "You know, I've been thinking. We should share a room. It’s cheaper." Neal: "I’d rather sleep in the lobby." [Morning in the motel] Neal: "Where’s your hand?" Del: "Between two pillows..." Neal: "Those aren't pillows!" [00:45:50] [The train breaks down in a field] Neal: "What now?" Conductor: "Engine's dead. We're going to be here a while." [01:02:12] [At the car rental counter - The infamous "F-bomb" tirade] Neal: "I want a car. Right. Now." Agent: "You’re fucked." [01:15:30] Del: "You're going the wrong way!" Neal: "He says we're going the wrong way." Del: "Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?" [01:28:00] Neal: "Del... why aren't you home? It's Thanksgiving."