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With Otto the inflatable pilot grinning beside him and Elaine shouting instructions, Ted ignored the sweat pouring off his brow like a localized monsoon. He pulled back on the stick, the tires screamed against the tarmac, and Flight 209 slammed onto the runway, shearing off the landing gear and coming to a rest just feet away from a confused group of airport firefighters.

Ted gripped the doorframe of the cockpit, his shadow lengthening against the instrument panel. "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." subtitle Airplane!.1980.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT]

Suddenly, the intercom crackled. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. It seems the fish course was... adventurous." With Otto the inflatable pilot grinning beside him

As the plane began a terrifying, zig-zagging descent toward Chicago, Ted grabbed the yoke. Outside, the Mayo Clinic (a literal clinic made of mayonnaise) flashed by. The control tower was a zoo; Steve McCroskey was already picking the wrong week to quit every vice known to man. "I am serious

Ted exhaled. He had done it. He turned to Elaine, and for a moment, the romantic music soared. They stepped out of the wreckage, watched Otto inflate a female companion, and walked into the sunset—or at least toward the nearest taxi stand.

"Captain, how soon can you land?" Rumack asked."I can't tell," the Captain wheezed."You can tell me. I'm a doctor.""No, I mean I don't know.""Well, can't you take a guess?""Not for another two hours.""You can't take a guess for another two hours?"