[s7e7] The One With Ross's Library Book Review

"She said I was a 'great pal,'" Joey reported later, looking uncharacteristically wounded. "I got 'palled'! This is what it feels like? It’s awful! I’m going to go eat a meatball sub in the dark."

"Excuse me!" Ross hissed, his voice cracking in that specific way it did when his indignation peaked. "This is a place of study! And specifically, a place of my study!" [S7E7] The One With Ross's Library Book

Peering through the gap between books, Ross’s eyes widened. A couple was using the secluded corner for a purpose that was decidedly non-academic. "She said I was a 'great pal,'" Joey

The couple barely looked up, so Ross took his grievance to the front desk. The librarian, a woman who looked like she hadn’t smiled since the mid-seventies, stared at him blankly as he explained that his book was being used as a "backdrop for a tryst." It’s awful

"No one goes back there?" Ross recoiled. "People should be flocking there! My findings on the late Cretaceous period are revolutionary!"

"Aha!" Ross shouted, jumping up. "You’re interested in the migratory patterns of the Hadrosaur?"