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[s3e2] Remember When - Jade Broke A Nail?

"Tragedy happened, Vega," Jade spat, standing up and thrusting her hand forward. "Look at it." Tori squinted. "Is... is that a chip?"

"It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade. It'll grow back," André said, tuning his guitar with a nervous eye on her.

Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity." [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?

Sikowitz froze, his eyes widening. "A broken nail? On the eve of our 'Physicality in Menace' workshop? This is perfect! Jade, use the phantom pain! Act as if you've lost a limb! Tori, play the indifferent wind! André, give me some 'Tragedy at the Manicurist' on the keys!"

Beck leaned against the stage wing, sipping water. "She’s been in mourning for twenty minutes. She already gave the nail a name. Rest in peace, Brenda." "Tragedy happened, Vega," Jade spat, standing up and

Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant ball of pink yarn. "One time my brother tried to grow his nails really long so he could climb walls like a lizard! But then he got stuck in the screen door and we had to use butter to get him out."

Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?" is that a chip

"The world is jagged," Jade began, her voice dropping an octave. "And now, so am I." "She's actually doing it," Tori whispered, impressed.