[s13e17] Criss-cross Applesauce: The Ballad Of ... «High Speed»

: "Without the criss-cross, I'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce." — A line that truly defines the stakes of the game.

: The episode features hilarious appearances (and voice work) by NBA legends Shaquille O'Neal and Yao Ming , who eventually ditch their loyalties because "oaths are but words, and words are but wind". [S13E17] Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad Of ...

Stan and Roger (as Billy) are set to dominate a two-on-two tournament until Billy gets injured. Meanwhile, Steve gets caught in a locker and turns his predicament into an epic R&B ballad that weaves together every ridiculous thread of the episode. Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth : "Without the criss-cross, I'm just some guy

If you haven't revisited S11E17 of American Dad! lately, you’re missing out on one of the show’s most iconic musical and comedic stretches. Between the high-stakes "The Cage" tournament and Steve’s R. Kelly-style parody, it’s a total masterpiece. Meanwhile, Steve gets caught in a locker and