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The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous for his deadpan delivery and cynical, often transgressive humor. His voice lines, originally recorded by Rick Hunter , range from mundane errands to extreme reactions during the game's chaotic events . Most Iconic Quotes

"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" .

— A classic take on a well-known slogan . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" .

These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire: The Postal Dude from Postal 2 is famous

The Dude features numerous situational lines that react to gameplay, such as escalating combat taunts ("That one's 'cause I can!") and absurd commentary when interacting with the world, including finding napalm ("Uhh, to kill weeds...") or encountering a crime scene . Reactionary Lines

— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide . — A classic take on a well-known slogan

"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" .