Miranda, meanwhile, was treating the holidays like a corporate merger. Between Steve’s insistence on wearing a light-up Rudolph tie to every waking event and Brady’s newfound obsession with tearing the wrapping paper off things that hadn't been bought yet, she was one "Jingle Bell" away from a breakdown. "If one more person tells me to 'be of good cheer,' I’m going to file a restraining order against the North Pole," she snapped, Downing a gingerbread martini.
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"Is it just me," Carrie typed later that night, her laptop glowing in the dark of her apartment, "or is Christmas in New York just 'The Nutcracker' on speed? We spend all year trying to find 'The One,' only to realize that in December, 'The One' is actually a dinner reservation for four at Balthazar that doesn’t require a blood sacrifice." Miranda, meanwhile, was treating the holidays like a