Lil | Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Should we narrow this down with a or a budget-friendly drink menu for the night?

Clean up the beard lines, but leave just enough scruff so it looks like you "didn't try." Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Someone has to call it. That someone shouldn't be you, but you'll end up Venmo-ing $4.50 anyway. Should we narrow this down with a or

Despite having a closet full of clothes, you will inevitably choose the same thing you wore two weeks ago. A well-fitting flannel or a "nice" tee. Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

The pregame doesn't start with a drink; it starts with an hour of doing absolutely nothing.