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Arthur glanced at the yellow book on the coffee table and winked. "Let’s just say I followed the instructions for the exceptionally brave."

"Knit one, purl two," Arthur muttered, his fingers fumbling with two oversized bamboo needles that felt more like oars in his hands. Knitting For Dummies

The book promised a "zen-like experience," but by Tuesday, Arthur was in a state of yarn-induced combat. He had accidentally created something that looked less like a scarf and more like a fishing net for a very small, very confused whale. He’d dropped stitches, added stitches where none belonged, and at one point, managed to knit his sleeve into the project. Arthur glanced at the yellow book on the

Slowly, the clicking of the needles changed from frantic to melodic. Loop, tuck, slide. Loop, tuck, slide. He had accidentally created something that looked less