"You know, I order a number nine / Some number twos and some number fives / I'll have a medium Coke with that, please / No, thanks, no lactose, no cheese."

The original video features a skit about a person grilling burgers who begins chanting the names of famous fast-food items:

"Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Big Mac, Whopper / You know that I pull up on your daughter / I’m the man behind the slaughter / It makes more sense than FNAF lore."

"Life's so good when you're eatin' a burger! ... What was I saying?" "WorldOfEric" Parody Version

"The big fat and juicy? The ones that be havin' you licking your lips profusely."