[FADE TO BLACK]
"He’s not picking up. Maybe he is busy eating a pretzel? Or a small country?"
(Sighs) "No. I am a hard-working taxpayer in a box. I told you, no more watching spooky videos before bed. Now, give me the phone." [FADE TO BLACK] "He’s not picking up
"Like and subscribe or Reichtangle will visit you next! Help, I think he’s in the kitchen!"
"I have a garlic! And a cross! And I am a member of NATO!" [FADE TO BLACK] "He’s not picking up
Voice from phone: "Is the Anschluss ready yet?" Germany: (Eyes widen) "Uhh… Polen? Who is that?" Poland: "I told you! RUN!"
(Peeking out) "Germany? You… you aren't the Reichtangle?" [FADE TO BLACK] "He’s not picking up
(Screams and drops the phone) "KURWA! He answered! What do I do?!"