Cock Milking: Cartoon
A tired, suit-wearing studio executive in a 3D animated office. [SCENE START]
Barnaby attempts to pour milk. He pours it, but the milk defying gravity, floats in a perfect white cube above the bowl.
Producer Stan sighs, staring at a screen displaying the 2D kitchen. He presses a button on a massive soundboard labeled "ABSURDITY." cock milking cartoon
BARNABY (O.S.)(Muffled) This is humiliating! I have a contract!
Wears a bow tie, speaks in 1940s slang, constantly breaking the fourth wall. A tired, suit-wearing studio executive in a 3D
An over-the-hill cartoon rabbit refuses to let his fame die, attempting to "milk" his mundane everyday life for entertainment by injecting slapstick chaos into his suburban existence, only for his cynical producers to demand more absurdity. CHARACTERS:
Barnaby B. Boing sits at a table, drinking coffee. The kitchen is normal, but Barnaby is drawn with thick, wobbly black lines. He stares at the audience. Producer Stan sighs, staring at a screen displaying
Barnaby acknowledging his long career (Season 74) and talking to producers. If you want to develop this story further, I can help you: Script the next 2 minutes of this episode
Did you by chance buy your waxed canvas online? I’m looking for something just like that to make a new bag and it is hard to find!
Hi Mariah! I am also using waxed canvas for my next bag. I bought this piece on Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/shop/bagsupplycompany), which is okay for a yard or two. If you need a lot, you might want to contact Fairfield Textile who can sell larger quantities. Look for Martexin Original Wax. They have a cutting fee for small orders, and shipping is usually pretty expensive because it ships on a long roll. Hope that helps!
Bag making is very interesting. I saw your other bags. That’s what I do the most of, though I make clothes like a recycled denim vest recently. Have you worked with stretch fabrics yet? Pullover shirts are a breeze with a nice cotton stretch; slap on a patch pocket and I like to put an Mp3 pocket just above the waist ad off to the side where comfortable.
So I got something recently I want you to see, knowing you have your industrial machine. I got a post machine that makes chain stitches. Check it out at
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This is a fabulous pattern. I found you on the Sew Mama Sew site. I ordered my waxed canvas at Red Rabbit Mercantile .https://www.redrabbitmercantile.com. I used leather handles – Red Rabbit was happy to put a hardware kit together for me and it arrived quickly. I love the results!
Thank you! Glad you like the pattern.
Hi Taylor,
Found you on www.madalynne.com. This is a fantastic bag. I’ve just recently started working with thicker fabrics like these. Going to need to research this. I love the weathered look it has. So beautiful.
Cheers,
Natalie