Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Apr 2026

The ships shuddered. The aliens, apparently offended by the primitive and gaseous nature of the broadcast, turned their fleet around and vanished into the stratosphere.

"Dude," Kyle whispered, pointing. "You have a giant satellite dish coming out of your butt." Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

As the school bus pulled up, a fleet of hundreds of identical saucers appeared in the sky, responding to the beacon. The town of South Park began to panic. Cows were being beamed up by the dozens, and Chef was running out of the school screaming about the "visitors." The ships shuddered

The satellite dish retracted with a metallic zip. Cartman stood up, brushed the snow off his pants, and looked at his friends. "You have a giant satellite dish coming out of your butt

With a wet, mechanical thud, the device made contact. Cartman’s eyes bulged. He let out a sound that wasn't quite a scream and wasn't quite a sneeze. Then, as quickly as it began, the light vanished, the ship vanished into a warp-drive blur, and Cartman plummeted into the snowbank with a heavy, muffled "oof."

"Whatever, Cartman," Kyle sighed. "Let's just go to school." If you'd like to see more of South Park, I can: