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Leo, a retired architect from Chicago, decided he wanted both of those days to happen in the same week. He didn't want a yacht; he wanted a "character." He found it on a backwater canal near the Miami River —a 1974 wooden skiff named The Gilded Gator . The seller, a man who smelled exclusively of saltwater and cheap cigars, swore the engine hummed "like a siren’s song."

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He spent four hours drifting, sharing his lunch with a very persistent seagull, before a passing center-console towed him back. He didn't even make it to the dock. He sold The Gilded Gator to the tow-boat captain for a hundred dollars and a ride to the nearest mojito bar. Leo, a retired architect from Chicago, decided he

Leo bought it on Tuesday. By Wednesday, he was heading toward the Haulover Sandbar. The "siren's song" turned out to be more of a "death rattle." halfway there, the engine coughed once, sighed, and died. As the tide began to pull him toward the Atlantic, Leo realized the "gilding" on the boat was actually just several layers of gold spray paint covering a termite colony. He spent four hours drifting, sharing his lunch

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