Beavis leaned in, mesmerized. The movie was Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe , but they weren't watching the picture anymore. They were reading the closed captioning. The screen flashed: [WIND HOWLING]

"Shut up, Beavis," Butt-Head said, slapping him across the skull. "You’re ruining the reading. This is like school, but without the part where the teacher tells me to stop touching myself."

"Whoa! Intensifies!" Beavis yelled, his hands shaking. "That’s a big word! It’s getting... intense! My Bunghole is intensifying! The Great Cornholio demands subtitles for his bunghole!"

Butt-Head squinted. The subtitle on the screen read: [SQUELCHING SOUNDS]

"Because, Beavis," Butt-Head sighed. "Even the TV knows that’s never gonna happen. Uh huh huh huh." "Oh. Yeah. Heh heh. Dammit."

Beavis stared at the black screen as the credits rolled, the subtitles now simply reading: [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]