Aliens Want Money Tycoon Infinite Money - And Gems

He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business. Instead, he landed his saucer in the middle of Times Square, opened the hatch, and put up a neon sign:

Soon, Zorp had so much wealth that money lost all meaning. He started using $100 bills as napkins and rubies as gravel for his driveway. He sat on a throne made of compressed platinum, looking at his screen which simply read: . ALIENS WANT MONEY TYCOON INFINITE MONEY AND GEMS

Zorp was the worst invasion commander in the Andromeda Galaxy. While other aliens brought death rays, Zorp brought a . He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business

Then came the . Zorp didn't care for Earth diamonds; they were too small. He used a tractor beam to pull a literal asteroid made of solid emerald into low Earth orbit. He began "mining" it by simply shaking it until giant green rocks rained down into his backyard. He sat on a throne made of compressed

Zorp sighed, tossed a handful of flawless diamonds at a passing pigeon, and said, "Now? Now we open a ."

"Commander," his second-in-command whispered, "we have all the money and gems in the universe. What do we do now?"