Patty and Selma Bouvier, the cynical and gravelly-voiced twin sisters from The Simpsons , are defined by their disdain for Homer, devotion to MacGyver, and dry wit. Their iconic quotes often highlight a life measured in cigarette breaks and a relentless, humorous torment of their brother-in-law. You can explore the full list of these legendary lines and moments on the Gettotext.com website.