At first, it was a joke. Late-night hosts made cracks about "The Great Expansion." Diet pill stocks plummeted while sweatpants manufacturers saw their value triple. People laughed as they notched new holes in their belts every week. In thirty days, everyone on the planet had gained roughly five and a half pounds. It was manageable. Month 3: The Infrastructure Crisis
The "Second-Fats" became a global religion. Cults formed, claiming the mass was a gift from a heavy god. Scientists worked frantically to reverse the atmospheric bonding, but the fat was "true"—it had its own blood supply and nervous system. It was part of us. Year 1: The Heavy Earth 1 Fat Every Second
On the tenth anniversary, the ticker stopped. For one breath, the world held its collective lungs. Then, the numbers began to turn red and count backward. At first, it was a joke
The world wasn't built for this. Airplane seats became tight. Subway turnstiles felt narrower. Public health officials realized that by next year, the average adult would weigh an extra 70 pounds. Bridges were inspected for weight tolerances; elevators were derated for fewer passengers. In thirty days, everyone on the planet had
Architecture changed. Stairs were replaced by reinforced ramps. Doors were widened to four feet as a standard. Clothing was sold in "stretch-growth" fabrics that could expand six inches a month. Year 5: The Equilibrium
The ticker appeared on the morning of June 1st, hovering in the bottom-right corner of everyone’s vision like a digital ghost: .